NSFW

Not Safe For Work:

It is unsafe to have spikes over you while at work!
It is unsafe to have a bomb at work!
It is unsafe to touch exposed wires at work!
It is unsafe to work in overall dangerous conditions!
It is unsafe to work in a fire!
It is unsafe to work in an unstable building!

What were you expecting, XXX?

Proud member of the Anti-XXXX XX2 Association!

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Femboy porn.

~ The Archduke of sex having

Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you were, in fact, a weak, petite, thin, femboy twink. I'm just offering you the possibility of going to see the film 'Marry Me' in theatres so I can better make sense of your strange and ill-mind so I can gawk at you on my show, but I will be open to the idea of postponing this if you, for whatever reason, feel like maybe going somewhere after the movie. Maybe the aquarium, or perhaps Twink(le) Park.

Happy Valentine's Day

Your pal, Ben 'Benny Benson' Shapiro



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Proud member of the Anti-XXXX XX2 Association!

Dear Mr. Sharpie, what do you think of your sister.

~ The Archduke of sex having